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Song Parodies -> "Republican"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Republican"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

For all you alt-right dickheads who will vote 1-1-1 I say bring it on! Your 1s are music to my ears....
Who can take his own lies
Blame it all on you
Target all the Muslims
Or the lesbians will do

Republicans
Oh Republicans can
Republicans can cause it's hatred that they love
It makes em feel so good

Policy a shit show
Kiss your rights goodbye
Take away your fun
And get the liberals to cry

Republicans
Republicans can
Republicans can cause it's hatred that they love
It makes em feel so good

Republicans break
Promises they make
Don't you think it's quite suspicious
Now you talk about your fascist wishes
Members are all in militias

Who can cause you sorrow
Trample on your dream
Ruin your tomorrow with mysogynistic schemes

Republicans
Oh republicans can
Republicans can cause it's hatred that they love
It makes em feel so good

Republicans break
Promises they make
Don't you think it's quite suspicious
Talk about your fascist wishes
Members are all in militias

Who can cause you sorrow
Trample on your dream
Ruin your tomorrow with mysogynistic schemes

Republicans
Republicans can
Republicans can cause it's hatred that they love
It makes em feel so good

Republicans can cause it's hatred that they love
It makes em feel so good

Republicans
Republicans
Republicans
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Steve Bannon - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
You asked for it, you got it, no Toyota!
Jack - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
What a stupid write, but I'll forgive you because it's all right now
Mr. Wonderful - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Excellent. Amusing and blunt. 5s.
Independent - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Crummy, 2's
Transgressor - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I love offensive writing that's not obscene. 5s. I wish you had not repeated verses as in the OS, but written original ones.
Oh the - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't side with Republicans but I don't think they're hateful or all in militias either. Still was interesting
GOP - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Spewed bile by liberal loser.
The Offenders - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
First off thanks for the comments. My political slant is irrelevant of my writings - see past posts re Clinton transgressions - I just write em as I see em! The only losers are those out there without a balanced sense of humor. Gotta laugh at yourself or others will for you. As for repeating versus I follow the OS as close as possible so repeats warrant repeats. Enjoy the posts and visit my YouTube site for the audio when available. Cheers!
Bannon Cannon - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Save the rhetoric, you leftie stooge!
Patrick - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Well written. Of course my dream is for a legal suppressor on my pistol and the chance to own an Uzi at market price, not inflated by bureaucrat restrictions. Maybe Trump will help me realize my dreams.
The Offenders - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Yo Bannon - if you like these check out my audio songs on this site. They're liberal lullabies that'll soothe your anger.
Michael Pacholek - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
They'd probably one this just because Sammy was a black who became a Jew. Well, screw 'em.
Rightie Intellectual - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Sammy could tap dance, but he was born a white Jew. He converted to black.
Biblical Facts - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Hate to burst your bubble Mikey, but only those born of a Jewish mother are truly Jewish. Anyone can convert to Judaism, but that doesn't make you a Jew, it only makes you a convert to the religion. Oh and btw Messianic Jews are not cultists. Jesus was a Jew and salvation came to the Jew first, then the gentiles. Same God YHWH. Christianity is rooted in Judaism, only the Jews don't recognize Jesus as Messiah... yet. A rude awakening comes after Armageddon when Jesus returns through the Golden Gate. All of Israel will mourn Him whom they pierced, but Jesus will save them all (His people).

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