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Song Parodies -> "The Canning Mom"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"The Canning Mom"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Who can grow cu-cum-bers,
From the seeds in spring,
Slick as flippin' nickles,
Make 'em pickles with a zing?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
and makes 'em all taste good
Who can slice the kernels
Off an ear of corn,
Tighten lids and seal 'em,
Meal 'em like they been reborn?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
And makes 'em taste mm good
Come cold winter ways,
Just like summer days,
We'll be eatin' fresh tomatoes
Watermelon and potatoes,
She could even can..Barbados..
Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, yes, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good
The Canning Mom cans
Heaven with her hands,
Even cooks fresh fruit for jellies
Satisfyin' to the bellies
People ask, "Why don't you..sell these?"
Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good
From the seeds in spring,
Slick as flippin' nickles,
Make 'em pickles with a zing?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
and makes 'em all taste good
Who can slice the kernels
Off an ear of corn,
Tighten lids and seal 'em,
Meal 'em like they been reborn?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
And makes 'em taste mm good
Come cold winter ways,
Just like summer days,
We'll be eatin' fresh tomatoes
Watermelon and potatoes,
She could even can..Barbados..
Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, yes, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good
The Canning Mom cans
Heaven with her hands,
Even cooks fresh fruit for jellies
Satisfyin' to the bellies
People ask, "Why don't you..sell these?"
Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good
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All good stuff, sealed with sone fives!!!
The ~CanningMom~ makes everything she bakes satisfying & delilcious . . . . she will even wash the Dishes! . . . . oh. hoo can spread your dollar ? theCanningQueen can, yes, your CanningQueen !
CanningQueen, that did not make sense whatsoever! Try reading Afarcewon's lyrics again. Wednesday, May 17th, 2023.
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