Oh, there's a man..with a lardly can,
Cuz' he drives too much...
..Thru fast food lanes..
An older guy, who oughta' stick
To healthy foods,
..Obey his brains..
Had heart attack,
Stints in his rack
You would think that he'd learn..

Folks know him from...entries at AmIRight..
..Been around quite a while..
Scratches out a few,
Redoes old refrains,
...Prob'lly know his style..
Some serious..humor is..quite dry
Sex themes often fly..

I'm talkin' about AirFarceWon,..
Ice cream, likes to lick
..Old Haagen Daz..
A donut man ..his eyes will span
Tasty pastry shelves,...
..Sample what there was..
Belt notches move..to a wider groove
When now and then, adds a pound...

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles,
..Round.......

Back again..is a double chin,.
He used to wear..
...Not long ago
So many sweets..and dessert treats..
Are rooted deep
...They ebb and flow..
Spare time on his hands,..junk food demands,
Often stronger than his will..

He'll munch a bit, after lunch a bit..
Old habits are
...So hard to break..
Taste buds tweak, For the frosting peak,
From a while ago..
..Where's that chocolate cake...?
Man's gotta' snack..but should not go back
To obesities..

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles...
..Please !!!

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles,...
..Please !!!