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Song Parodies -> "The Handyman"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"The Handyman"
Parody Written by:
SomeGuy
The Lyrics
Who can change a light bulb, who can clean the flu
Who can fix the toilet and have it done by noon
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman Can)
The Handyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
Who can fix a window, who can fix a drip
Open up the door when you're locked out like a dip
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman can)
The Hanyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
The Handyman takes everything you break
Brings it back in good condition
He'll try to get to all your wishes
He will sometimes wash the dishes
Who will come tomorrow, fix your broken door
Take apart your doorbell and replace the wire that's wore
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman can)
The Hanyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
Who can fix the toilet and have it done by noon
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman Can)
The Handyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
Who can fix a window, who can fix a drip
Open up the door when you're locked out like a dip
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman can)
The Hanyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
The Handyman takes everything you break
Brings it back in good condition
He'll try to get to all your wishes
He will sometimes wash the dishes
Who will come tomorrow, fix your broken door
Take apart your doorbell and replace the wire that's wore
The Handyman
(The Handyman)
The Handyman can
(The Handyman can)
The Hanyman can cause he
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
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Right on! I'm goin' to Handyville....cause I could use that handyman..I'll pay 555
"FLUE"!!!!!!!!!!
Hummable and funny. 5s.
Nice parody, but a small pacing problem on this line:
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
You could have substituted "Can" for "Toilet" which would have paced it better. Not going to ding you on pace though because different people read a line differently. I have 555 broken things at my house. When can you show up?
Fixes it with love and makes the toilet work good
You could have substituted "Can" for "Toilet" which would have paced it better. Not going to ding you on pace though because different people read a line differently. I have 555 broken things at my house. When can you show up?
Thanks for the comments, everyone. I know it's not perfect. Cheated a bit on the rhyme of flue and noon, and a couple pacing things.
It made me chuckle. You get 5s for that! :-)
How many fingers does a handman have? 5's!! Even though I can't believe you didn't replace love with glove. I am still scratching my head on that one...
D'oh! Never thought of that, Tim
WHO CAN TAKE YOUR OLD GALLOPY,TUNE THE ENGINE GOOD,GET STARTED UP AND RUNNING AS IT SHOULD THE HANDY MAN THAT HANDY MAN CAN,THE HANDY MAN MAN CAN BECAUSE CAN FIX IT REAL GOOD
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