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Song Parodies -> "The Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"The Candyman"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"The Taliban"
Parody Written by:
Rick Schober
The Lyrics
Who can bump Madonna
From the front page news?
Who can start a world war with their backward views...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
Who can make their women
Walk around in sheets?
Covered like Darth Vader from their head to their feet...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
The Taliban bans
Anything it can
Like flying kites and playing trombones.
Prehistoric like the Flintstones,
They have even outlawed cell phones!
Who can hide Bin Laden
From our Uncle Sam?
Somewhere in the mountains of Afghanistan...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
From the front page news?
Who can start a world war with their backward views...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
Who can make their women
Walk around in sheets?
Covered like Darth Vader from their head to their feet...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
The Taliban bans
Anything it can
Like flying kites and playing trombones.
Prehistoric like the Flintstones,
They have even outlawed cell phones!
Who can hide Bin Laden
From our Uncle Sam?
Somewhere in the mountains of Afghanistan...
The Taliban? The Taliban can,
The Taliban can 'cause they're living in the dark
And make the world a mess.
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