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Song Parodies -> "I'm An Oil Man"
Original Song Title:
"Soul Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam & Dave
Parody Song Title:
"I'm An Oil Man"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
As sung by Dick Cheney, former President of Halliburton:
Public, screw you!
I'm Big Oil's toad.
Me and Dubya
Have hit the big lode!
You just don't get it.
We're Big Oil's tools.
We'll hurry
To change the rules.
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(instrumental break)
Lost what I got...
That big pay.
Bein' Veep is better!
Bush does what I say!
So Dubya,
Just don't forget...
'Cause you can't do...
Nothin' yet!
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(instrumental break)
I prop up the dope,
And approve the spin.
Yank my rope;
I am Big Oil's best friend!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental break)
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(repeat and fade)
I'm Big Oil's toad.
Me and Dubya
Have hit the big lode!
You just don't get it.
We're Big Oil's tools.
We'll hurry
To change the rules.
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(instrumental break)
Lost what I got...
That big pay.
Bein' Veep is better!
Bush does what I say!
So Dubya,
Just don't forget...
'Cause you can't do...
Nothin' yet!
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(instrumental break)
I prop up the dope,
And approve the spin.
Yank my rope;
I am Big Oil's best friend!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental break)
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
I'm an Oil Man...
(repeat and fade)
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