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Song Parodies -> "Tapeworm"

Original Song Title:

"Emotion"

Original Performer:

Samantha Sang

Parody Song Title:

"Tapeworm"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

so glad I've never had one of these!
It's oval and long
And the tapeworm lives on inside
And where do you think it’s clinging to
Inside of me tonight?
Ooo baby
And what do I do now; how do I de-worm?
They wiggle in my stool whenever I go
Their larvae are cysts now, that live in your muscles
You’d never see me eat so much
In the words of a gastroenterologist
It's just a Tapeworm workin’ me over
Caught in my colon, with nowhere to go
But if you don't go now
Go right to the Doctor
Don't you know that If left unchecked this would
Threaten your life
Don't cha know that If left unchecked this would get two foot,
six foot, eight feet, twelve feet long
It's there in my gut,
Absorbing all the things I eat
And I've got get some health insurance
I've gotta go find my primary care physician
And what do I do now; how do I de-worm?
They wiggle in my stool, wherever I go
Their larvae are cysts now, that live in your muscles
You’d never see me eat so much
In the words of a gastroenterologist
It's just a Tapeworm workin’ me over
Caught in my colon, with nowhere to go
But if you don't go now
Go right to the Doctor
Don't you know that If left unchecked this would
Threaten your life
If left unchecked this would get ten feet
twenty feet, really leally long
And what do I do now; how do I de-worm?
They wiggle in my stool, wherever I go
Their larvae are cysts now, that live in your muscles
You never see me eat so much
In the words of a gastroenterologist
It's just a Tapeworm workin’ me over
Caught in my colon, with nowhere to go
But if you don't go now
Go right to the Doctor
If left unchecked this could
threaten your life
If left unchecked they could infect your brain
If left unchecked simply put,
You would die, you would die

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