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Song Parodies -> "Closer To His Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Closer To The Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Closer To His Farts"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

And the men in smelly places
Had to be the ones who start
To mold a sick reality
Closer to Dump's farts
Closer to his farts

The Dumpster and the magaT
Reflect it in their “art”
They forge their shameful fealty
Closer to Dump's farts
Closer to his farts

Dump sycophants and yes-men
Each does do his part
To sow a sick mentality
Closer to his farts
Closer to Dump's farts

Orange Poo’s their captain
Their future he does chart
Forcing all their destinies
Closer to his farts
Closer to Dump’s farts

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Total Votes: 263

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eeL deaL - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
I huff my own farts which explains my intense TDS.
Sharp Thinker - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
No, thass not the reeL eeL deaL. A body aint never gonna admit that he-s a sniffin' on hiz own butt gass. U be nice, fake eel deel!!
eeL deaL (reaL) - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
what magaTs call "TDS" is actually healthy critical thinking while the true derangement is their DWS (Dump Worship Syndrome).
eeL deaL (reaL) - February 18, 2024 - Report this comment
In addition what Biden has is a healthy mental function, get with the times you magaTs!

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