To seek lost droid in Jundland Wastes
To cross the great salt flat
To pick my way through brown land mines
That something very large had shat ...

I had found the desert trail
Of robot escapee
Leading into Dune Sea
Through my e-binocs, I took a view
I crossed the arid desert sands
And found a long brown pile
Stomped in single file
Splattered on the trail --- Bantha poo

Bantha poo --- To stand within the Jundland Wastes
Revived by Obi Wan
To get conked out by Sand People
Who wield some dumb baton
To find the stupid little droid
That got me in this plight
Oh, I'll torque that restraining bolt
And squirt a shitload of Loctite

A thousand tracks have come and gone
But this time side by side
Not how Tuskens ride
With a bombed out sandcrawler in view
Racing back to moisture farm
Fearing for the worst
Seems my luck is cursed
Charred remains among -- Bantha poo

Bantha poo --- Felled outside the entry dome
Forewarned by Obi Wan
To smell the smoking ashes
Of the last of the Lars clan
Nevermore shall I return
Escape this world of sand
I'll go with Ben to Alderaan
And become a Jedi like my old man