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Song Parodies -> "Floorpickin"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rufus Thomas

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jack Thomas

The Lyrics

This is one for the crack addicts

Went to a party the other night...
The people there, were high as a kite
Somebody handed me a pipe with a rock
I took one hit, and my heart nearly stopped

I'm Floorpickin
(Yeah) Floorpickin

I crawled around, all over the floor
The people with me were looking for more
This girl screamed out "I found a rock"
She smoked it up
But just part of a sock

I'm floorpickin
(Oh Yeah) Floorpickin

After a while the doctor knocked on the door
And everyone began to rise from the floor
They were trading gold for one little piece
I smoked one more
but all it was - was a tease

I'm floorpickin
(OOOO Yeah) Floorpickin

I got frustrated so I headed downtown
Cause I was Jonesing, and wearing a frown
I ran into this bro round the block
He was selling them cute little rocks

I stopped pickin
Stopped Pickin
(OOOO Yeah) I stopped pickin'

(Oh Yeah....pick it one time...I stopped pickin)
Copyright 2005 by Jack Thomas All Rights Reserved

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