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Song Parodies -> "Walmart"

Original Song Title:

"Car Wash"

Original Performer:

Rose Royce

Parody Song Title:

"Walmart"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ooooh...
Yeah, minimum wage can be a b-tch
But America's Store hires thousands to stay rich
Stocks thousands of items you might need
Clothing, TVs, even lots of Mac & Cheese!

Working at the Walmart
Working at the Walmart, yeah
And the Sam's Club, baby
Low prices, mass selection is appealing, yeah

Mom and Pops can't grow that large
Those aren't the places that will take you far
Can't reach Store Manager too
At Walmart there are many things that you can do
And prove...

Work at Walmart
Talking about the Walmart y'all
Wear that Blue Vest proudly
Walmart, yeah, at the door greeting!

(Work and work) Gotta keep those paychecks coming
(Work and work) Takes hard work to earn that money
(Work and work) And take some groceries home
(Work and work) Save more than at Safeway or even WinCo!

Diet Pepsi, Hydroxide cookies, even eggnog!

Hey, shop at Walmart and save
Rolling back prices everyday
Every department, every way
(Working at, working at the)

Walmart
Talking about the Walmart
Walmart's best
Come on y'all, a shopping spree
Walmart
No membership fee at the
Walmart*

[Repeat till fade]
* Sam's Club, however, does charge a membership fee

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Cindy - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
My brother works at Walmart and it isn't that glorious. It is, however, a great place to shop if you have money!

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