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Yeah, minimum wage can be a b-tch
But America's Store hires thousands to stay rich
Stocks thousands of items you might need
Clothing, TVs, even lots of Mac & Cheese!
Working at the Walmart
Working at the Walmart, yeah
And the Sam's Club, baby
Low prices, mass selection is appealing, yeah
Mom and Pops can't grow that large
Those aren't the places that will take you far
Can't reach Store Manager too
At Walmart there are many things that you can do
Work at Walmart
Talking about the Walmart y'all
Wear that Blue Vest proudly
Walmart, yeah, at the door greeting!
(Work and work) Gotta keep those paychecks coming
(Work and work) Takes hard work to earn that money
(Work and work) And take some groceries home
(Work and work) Save more than at Safeway or even WinCo!
Diet Pepsi, Hydroxide cookies, even eggnog!
Hey, shop at Walmart and save
Rolling back prices everyday
Every department, every way
(Working at, working at the)
Talking about the Walmart
Come on y'all, a shopping spree
No membership fee at the
[Repeat till fade]
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