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Song Parodies -> "IHOP"

Original Song Title:

"Car Wash"

Original Performer:

Rose Royce

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Haven't posted a parody on here in almost half a decade but felt compelled to post one more that I somehow forgotten but was recently found. This was the last parody I wrote, in early 2006, before taking a hiatus from parody writing. The idea for this song was free pancake day at IHOP which occurs every February
You may not ever get full
Let me tell you it's better than eating a bull
Well you never know who you might meet
A truckdriver or some hobo off the street

Workin' at the IHOP
At the IHOP, yeah
Come on in and eat here with me
At the IHOP
IHOP, yeah

Come on by if you have nothin' left
This ain't no place to be if you plan on being a chef
Did I tell you we're always cool?
Much cooler than those Waffle House and Dennys' fools

Workin' at the IHOP
At the IHOP, yeah
Sing it with me now, IHOP
IHOP, yeah

(Eat and eat) One short-stack for you is coming
(Eat and eat) Hear those coffee machines humming
(Eat and eat) 'Til your belly hits the floor
(Eat and eat) But you still keep begging for more

Hey! Get some IHOP today
Eat up and don't forget to pay
Or be a pancake today
Cook ya up, right away

At the IHOP (whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah)
IHOP, yeah
Sing it with me now, IHOP
IHOP, yeah

(repeat til end)
Until next time, when I have new arsenal of parody songs ready to unleash!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dylan Baranski - May 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Slight pacing errors, but a groovy parody nonetheless! Makes me wanna pig out at IHOP!
WarrenB - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun read. Just ate at the HOP just recently. Had a strong urge to nap afterwards ;-). But I will have to disagree with on the Waffle House... As to Denny's, you're right on the money.

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