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Song Parodies -> "Bruce Forsyth's Audience "

Original Song Title:

"Brute Force & Ignorance "

Original Performer:

Rory Gallagher

Parody Song Title:

"Bruce Forsyth's Audience "

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bruce Forsyth's audience
Just sat down
So much better than last week
Don't know where they were found

Bruce Forsyth's audience
Got out today
Their one night out past eight o'clock
The Generation Game

These old folks are loaded
Played their cards just right
It's nice to make it to a show
Nice to see you, see you... nice

They got a Brucie Bonus
When they bought their house
Now he's got his tap shoes on him
Keep dancing round the house
(There he goes!)

Well, you can change your first card
A seven, for a two
Now higher, higher, lower - oh!
A seven - what to do?

Well, you can freeze - but don't say "stick"
Or leave with beggar all
Remember what went by, & the cuddly toy
& you can win 'em all

Bruce Forsyth's audience
Good game, good game
The old folks gonna miss him
Now he's gone away

Well, what do points make - prizes!
The entertainer, dancer, clown
They'll never forget his catchphrases
Do you remember "come on down"?

Don't get anything for a pair
Not in this game
After the commotion
It'll never be the same

We'll take a walk down Main Street
Stroll down Memory Lane
You can still see Brucie
Keep dancing through your mind

Bruce Forsyth's audience
They sure hit town
& if you wanna find 'em these days
Neither are they lost or found
© 2022 Grandpa (15.1.22) The UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1for 4 consecutive years now, a parody. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform it, please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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