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Song Parodies -> "Bad Belly"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Penny"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rory Gallagher

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Belly"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

As if by Richard Hammond to his co-presenters Jeremy Clarkson & James May, particularly regarding their Top Gear Burma Special!
Gotta bad belly, ooh, it's turned up again
Big meal last night, I got pissed with my friends
I didn't know where I was when I tripped and fell
Now I'm doubled up in pain, back side's gone to Hell

Gotta bad belly & I've sure lost my flow
Hope it's not outta reach - gotta go, got to go
Well, it can't ever be like it was when
Well, I begged & pleaded, belly
Don't you mess in my pants

Some stormy nights, that memory haunts me
They won't go away

Gotta bad belly, ooh, it's turned up again
News of an inconvenient nature, they've arrived - the brown rain
Tell how I walk - I'm still sore, but I'm on the mend
Time's gotta change, it won't happen again

Gotta bad belly, turns around and around
Just don't know what's gone wrong, but it all falls down
Who knew diarrhoea was a hereditary disease?
Don't you believe me, baby? Cos it's all in my genes

Some stormy nights, I hear them calling
They won't go away

Gotta bad belly, ooh, it's turned up again
Big meal last night, I got pissed with my friends
I didn't know where I was when I tripped and fell
Now I'm doubled up in pain, back side's gone to Hell
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (27.5.20)

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Rik Goldsmith - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Just realised, I elude in the opening comments before the lyrics start, that some lines are quotes from the Top Gear Burma Special - correction - Middle East Special!
Rik Goldsmith - December 31, 2020 - Report this comment
Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rorygallagher1.shtml

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