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Song Parodies -> "Staring At The Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Smoky Mountain Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ronnie Milsap

Parody Song Title:

"Staring At The Thing"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Wonder What That Thing Is. It May Be A Weegee, Or A Deadly Virus That Microsoft Sam Gets, But It's All In The Parody. Requested By Matthew Bruce Garcia And Made By Him.
[Verse 1: Matt Garcia]
I Found My Way From The Hay Back To Watson,
I Saw That Old Person Wearing A Strange Old Thing.
From His Dark Eyes, I Could See What Would Happen,
I Had To Run Away From That Old Ring,
But This Thing Came Up When I Found It Was Nothing...

[Chorus: Matt Garcia]
Staring At The Thing Just Keeps Me Thinking,
That It Must Be That Weegee,
Staring At The Thing, I Think It's Scaring,
I Think It's Been Looking At Me.
So Why Am I Just Staring At The Thing?

[Verse 2: Matt]
I Climbed Up On A Pole, Trying To Get Away,
But Then I Fell Way Down, And Squashed The Evil Guy,
I Had Escaped From That Old Thing, That's Been Evil,
I Called The Phone And Told Me To Take It Down,
"If You See Him, Can You Burn Him To The Ground?"

[Chorus: Matt Garcia]
Staring At The Thing Just Keeps Me Thinking,
That It Must Be That Weegee,
Staring At The Thing, I Think It's Scaring,
I Think It's Been Looking At Me.
I Just Can't Keep On Staring At The Thing.

[Bridge: Matt]
I Can't Bring That Old Thing Along,
A Weegee Is One Of Those In The Song.
I Feel Him Scaring Me Along The Way,
I Gotta Get Rid Of Him Today!

[Outro: Matt Garcia]
Staring At The Thing (Staring At The Thing) Just Keeps Me Thinking,
That It Must Be That Weegee, (That It Must Be Weegee)
Staring At The Thing, I Think It's Scaring,
I Think It's Been Looking At Me... (At Me)
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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