Listen, my children, as
You're about to find out
About a rather eccentric weblog,
Prone to the odd bit of satire
And some caustic thoughts
About the current state of the world;
The Exaggerator,
How he exaggerates, and blows bombastic....

There are bound to be times
When the irrational lies
Of Fox Noise are inapproriate,
Or, for that matter,
The bombastic blather
Of conservative talkback radio;
The Exaggerator
Makes sense of it all with just a little fun....

Depiction, my friend,
Doesn't equal endorsement,
Contrary to what the Right says;
They don't quite know any better,
And you're caught in the blather
To the point of only turning confused;
The Exaggerator
Makes sense of it all, or makes a close attempt....

After all, he's just a humble blogger
Unable to find real and honest work;
Blame it on mental problems
Triggered by childhood abuse....

On disability benefit,
This blogger's living off,
But then again, it goes only thus--
Which explains the offering
Of some online shopping
And his welcoming your bakeesh as well;
The Exaggerator,
Trying to stretch his benefits every month....

He would welcome your support
And your patience as well,
And your regular patronage, besides;
He's just misunderstood
And yet has some opinions
That he thinks are worthy of your time;
The Exaggerator--
Don't read the headlines; read the blog of that style....

He's only creating a healing time and space
Beyond Reality for you and your kin
As are found all across
The Information Stuporbahn....