It was shite when it all began, you know I never was such a fan
But it was over when they had the plan to put that turkey on the big screen, man
The fact it made it tells me there's no hope, the films these days are made by such dopes
No stars from me, thumbs way down for this film so inane

It's aimed at a twelve year old, and truly horrible to behold
And the film makers should be told that the actors ought to be controlled
Creative vision, granted, is a must, but this film's aimed at teenage lust
No stars from me, thumbs way down for this film so inane

It's beyond me. "Who's Your Mommy?"
Bad enough, TV. Silver screen, no way
I say don't see, it's too sleazy
What's the thinking here? "Let's aim this filth at teens."

Why's this released? Bad films increase
My expectations decrease of all the movies here
The crew should be disbanded, good taste has been abandoned
They should all be reprimanded. I'll spare you film clips here