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Song Parodies -> "What'd I Stick In My Old Freezer?"

Original Song Title:

"Science Fiction/ Double Feature"

Original Performer:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Parody Song Title:

"What'd I Stick In My Old Freezer?"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Amiright Reunion July Edition with parody music from my favorite movie musical of all time "Rocky Horror Picture Show". I've done a bunch of these songs already including "Sweet Transvestite" turned into "Skee-Ball Pasttime", "Time Warp" turned into "Can't Take These Final Exams!!!", "I Can Make You A Man" turned into "I Might Find You A Man" AND "Over at the Frankenstein Place" turned into "Training At The Break Inside Place". I only have a couple more to complete the entire soundtrack.
Rancid chinese is chilled
The stench will make you ill
Taste the fungus... And collapse...
Pickled organs aren't rare
Bear balls? You'll find a pair
Hog brains are mixed inside of this can

Cold astronaut Tang
With one taste you'll sprout fangs
Pop the top of some humanoid SPAM
My fridge's a nasty space
You'll see some... Toxic waste...
Perhaps you'll find the squealing ham...

What was stuffed in... (OoooOoooOooo)... My old freezer?
Fried T-Rex... (OoooOoooOooo)... Bought from some geezer
I'd avoid biting... (OoooOoooOooo)... Swarming maggots
In candy bars... from... (OoooOoooOooo)... Some distant planet
Whoa oh oh oh ohhhhh
That's what you'll find... in my freezer... since it's gross...

This food might make you sterile
There's thorns and it's feral
Large tarantulas cooked on the grill
None of this hit's the spot
Bright green marmoset snot
Straight from prision there's some toilet-wine spilled

Don't you dare huff the fumes
Sniff and you're doomed
These muffins are cursed, You'll be killed
When the door's open wide
You'll blow your simple mind
Just like in "Raiders" your face will then melt
Oh my...

What was stuffed in... (OoooOoooOooo)... My old freezer???
You're perplexed... (OoooOoooOooo)... By what you've seen here...
Each lunch we're dining... (OoooOoooOooo)... In strait-jackets...
This deep-fried gar... leads... (OoooOoooOooo)... straight to your casket...
Whoa oh oh oh ohhhhh
That's what you'll find... in my freezer... since it's gross...

You're gonna choke...
Whoa oh oh oh ohhhhh
On what you find... in my freezer... since it's gross...

You'll be K.O.-ed
Whoa oh oh oh ohhhhh
With what you find... in my freezer... since it's gross...

Watch that mold grow!
Whoa oh oh oh ohhhhh
That's what you'll find... in my freezer... since it's gross...
Oh oh oh ohhhhh... Yuuuuuuuck...

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Agrimorfee - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
And let there be (chicken) lips! Well done. What's all this with you, me and Peter today and weird food? :D
Peter Andersson - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
The whole song is as good as the food is bad, but the Raiders face melt sly reference in this song about freezer archaeology... brilliant, had me jonesing for more.
Stuart McArthur - September 18, 2018 - Report this comment
"Bright green marmoset snot" made me feel ill Matty. Bit of an alien theme going on in your old freezer. And I think that had astronaut tang in that bar in Star Wars. - 555

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