It's astounding
Gore is losing
Seventy two chads
It isn't enough
We've got to keep counting
They have to poke more holes.

I remember doing the Tong Warp
Drinking those moments when
Bill Clinton would hit on
And Al Gore would be whining

Let's do the Tong Warp again
Let's do the Tong Warp again

It's just a jump to the left
And then throw mud at the right
Put your hands in the air
It's party town Saturday night

But it's the pelvic thrust
Didn't change that line at all
Let's do the Tong Warp again
Let's do the Tong Warp again

I'm under oath
The truth just grew mold
Does is still mean is
No, not at all
For another young intern
With oral contact and knee burns
Is it still sex, I don't know

Hey, new Senator Clinton
Another long speech and then run
Through New Yorkers relieving tragedy
Her narcissistic sensations
Should be under sedation

Let's do the Tong Warp again
Let's do the Tong Warp again

Well I was at the Buddist temple
Just a having a think
When a tall geeky guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me down, called from his office
He had fundraising style that smelled like dead fish
He preached at me and then asked for change
Laws meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the Tong Warp again
Let's do the Tong Warp again

It's just a jump to the left
And then throw mud at the right

Put your hands in the air
It's party town Saturday night
But it's the pelvic thrust
Didn't change that line at all
Let's do the Tong Warp again
Let's do the Tong Warp again