Song Parodies -> "Licking The Softy With Her Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Killing Me Softly With His Song"

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Original Performer:

"Licking The Softy With Her Tongue"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Have I ever told you about the much too short summer in my youth when I worked up a sweat from selling soft ice cream on the beach and all these hot girls that came to buy it from me? No? About time then! (And should you happen to read anything else into this song it's just your own dirty imagination, it was just a hard time in my life). ;-)

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Gumming the cone in her fingers
Licking the sprinkles I've churned
Licking the softy with her tongue
Licking the softy with her tongue
I'm making a wholesale in a blur
She's licking the softy with her tongue

I saw a drop on the thong
I saw her creamy smile
A free one then I gave her
I think I was beguiled
I was her beach stall toy boy
She drained my whole supply

Gumming the cone in her fingers
Licking the sprinkles I've churned
Licking the softy with her tongue
Licking the softy with her tongue
I'm making a wholesale in a blur
She's licking the softy with her tongue

She was a hot receiver
Near bare assed, well endowed
She tongued like panting setters
And came in rain and clouds
But when the summer finished
I've kept it up too long

Gumming the cone in her fingers
Licking the sprinkles I've churned
Licking the softy with her tongue
Licking the softy with her tongue
I'm making a wholesale in a blur
She's licking the softy with her tongue

She was a peachy nubile
And I was not prepared
The weeks squirt by so quickly
One day she wasn't there
But I'd just keep on selling
Cream to girls in thong

Gumming the cone
Licking the sprinkles
And licking the softy
Licking the softy with her tongue
I'm making a wholesale in a blur
Licking the softy with her tongue

(Extensive Moaning)

Gumming the cone in her fingers
Licking the sprinkles I've churned
Licking the softy with her tongue
Licking the softy with her tongue
I'm making a wholesale in a blur
Licking the softy, softy, softy, with her tongue

© Peter Andersson.

If you enjoyed this parody chances are that you'll also enjoy an old one of mine about the perils of pet zoo keeping called Can't Calm This Beaver.

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John Barry - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Scrumptious.

Rob Arndt - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Yeah Peter, I bet it was a "hard" time for you. Last thing you wanted to lick doing that job was ice cream. Wonder if you ever tongue-swirled a girl's rear whirlpool ;-D

Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment

Ahhh, so *that* explains the surprise visit to 2007's "Thrilling Me Hard-ly With Her Thong". ;-D
.... Sure, a 555 for clever and sly title switch, but now let's see you do it with all the choruses varied! ;)

(All: Peter knows what I mean.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/robertaflack15.shtml )

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