I went to my school reunion to check out my old dear friends
I wanted to see who lost their hair and who gained weight in the end
The invitation said 7 but I got there at half past 3
I didn't want to get stuck in traffic, I have a bladder issue you see

Well it's that time of year swapping stories, laughs and tears
Wishing how you could go back but just glad that you are here

The first one I saw was Samantha, my old girlfriend was a sight to see
Sam looked just about the same but, now the she is a he
Over hiding under the bleachers is Bobby whose now a cop
Beating the crap out of all the guys who used to rough him up

Well it's that time of year swapping stories, laughs and tears
Wishing how you could go back but just as glad that you are here

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lott-in-dah-dah-dah

There's the old lunch lady, tending drinks behind the bar
Sticking her lips on the glasses for the kids who stole her car
And there leaning in the corner, is the body of Principal Earl
He always said he'd be here and wouldn't miss it for the world

Well it's that time of year swapping stories, laughs and tears
Wishing how you could go back but just as glad that you are here

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lott-in-dah-dah-dah

Watching all my old friends brings back all the memories
To a place and time, like watching Happy Days on TV
But if your at a school reunion, take a tip that I learned now
Make sure you're wearing a belt or all night you'll be dropping trou

Well it's that time of year swapping stories, laughs and tears
Wishing how you could go back but just as glad that you are here

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lott-in-dah-dah-dah

Well it's that time of year swapping stories, laughs and tears
Wishing how you could go back but just as glad that you are here