How come he's not on the BBC, TV?
"No, we don't need him, no more"
& how come you turned him off TV?
& hung that sign at his door?

Well, you used & abused
& then you say
"Hey, what could make a stand-up speak this way?"

Well, we heard all of your lies, now
& all that jive, just like a brother when he talks
It's rude! It's rude!
He sure did acquire a kinda cool
way to cross this-a road that he walks

Ain't been heard of since the seventies
This, is the reason, that he's so seldom seen
You see

Chalky was just... (yeah, yeah)
Chalky was just... (no, no, no)
Chalky was just... (yeah, yeah)
Chalky was just...

Don't need to hear what Jim Davidson says
Generation needs a Big Break...

Looky here
Your Auntie says "No more"
Well, looky here
We'll do thinkin' for you
Looky here
No, you don't need him, no more

I'll tell you what, BBC
Your moral compass, well, it isn't advantageous
& as woke as it is, what you've got up your sleeve
Well, I hope it isn't contagious

What's it's name?
Speak if you dare
Oh, Christ, I can't believe it's raised it's head

If not that
Well, what would you say?
Someone hasn't read Orwell of late
If that's not it
Don't know what's wrong

Cos Chalky was just
...a comedian's character, so
Don't you know?

Chalky was just... (yeah yeah)
Chalky was just... (no, no, no)
Chalky was just... (my, my)
Chalky was...
Chalky was just...
Chalky was just...
He was just
...so funny!