Daffy-And whatever you do, don't steal this one!

Bugs-I won't Daffy.

1-Performing a show every night. The people were cheering and things were right. Bugs and Daffy dancing with their feet. The performance was so very sweet. Suddenly Bugs walked off the stage. So Daffy decided to do something strange. He would woo the crowd with a lot of luck. And said "C'mon now! I'm Daffy Duck!"

Daffy-Hey People, You Don't Need That Stupid Carrot-Chomper

Girls-He's Daffy Daffy Duck!

Daffy-That Rabbit's No Match For Me.

Girls-Daffy Daffy Duck!

Daffy-Don't Let Me Dance Alone!

Girls-He don't drive a truck, but dosen't give a...

Daffy- Don't Say that! I'm Just...

Girls-Daffy

Daffy-Daffy

Girls-Daffy

Daffy-Daffy Duck! Oh great, Bugs is back!

2-Well Bugs is back now everything's well. 'Cause just seeing Daffy seemed like I was in he**!

Daffy-I heard that!

2 (Continued.) Now Daffy does another act, he's such a cluck! Well that's just simply Daffy Duck!

Daffy-C'mon! Everyone loves...

Girls-Daffy, Daffy Duck.

Daffy- You better.

Girls-Daffy Daffy Duck.

Daffy-C'mon Don't Leave People!

Girls-He don't drive a truck, and don't give a...

Bugs-Looks like this audience dosen't!

Girls-Daffy

Daffy-You're Despicable!

Girls-Daffy

Daffy-I took the bus here!

Girls-Daffy Daffy Duck.

Daffy-And Bugs Has a Strech Limo!

Girls-Daffy Daffy Duck.

Daffy-And He has his own dressing room.

Girls-He don't drive a truck, and don't give a...

Daffy-Yes I Do!

Girls-Daffy.

Daffy-And I get dressed in the broom closet!

Girls-Daffy Duck!

Bugs-Eh, can't blame him for tryin'!