Richard O'Brien threw up spew
The day the film was due
And he told us
It was off
But when I had the chance
To film it with my own romance
I said "Yay my chance has come
let's take off!"
But something went wrong
and I couldnt stay long
The film had reached it's end!
And when I went to buy
some more film for I
One girl had some film to lend!
Like a -

Shocking Truth!
Lucky so-and-so!
I didnt have to buy
Any film Woo-hoo!
Look at me with all this
Lovely Film
Richard should star in
Rocky horror! Now I've got the film
Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh-ohh-oh-oh
At the funky very funky show-ow-ow!

Now I have the film with me this old film
Now I can film this show phew a relief!
So I have taped the show
Now give It Back to RO (Richard O'Brien)
Now let's rest and take a Break, have some tea!
But I heard the news
It wasnt finished, I blew a fuse
And all I could do was Bleep! (Curse, cuss, etc)
So when I told Ric
He was bleeping "Oh, Ripp!!
you shoulda done it all, now it's time to sleep!"
Like a

Shocking Truth!
Lucky so-and-so!
I didnt have to buy
Any film Woo-hoo!
Look at me with all this
Lovely Film
Richard should star in
Rocky horror! Now I've got the film
Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh-ohh-oh-oh
At the funky very funky show-ow-ow!
I finish now-ow-ow!
Whoah-oh,
At the funky very funky show-ow-ow!
By Ripp-girly-o!
Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh,
At the funky very funky show-ow-ow!
Now you can go-oh-oh!
At the funky very funky show-ow-ow!