-> "Ministry of Hate"
Original Song Title:
"Our First Date"
Parody Song Title:
"Ministry of Hate"
The Lyrics
In Topeka, Kansas
There is a place called Gage Park
Overrun with crime
Drugs and male prostitution after dark
After an exposé of crimes committed
Of who, what, where, and when
A large percentage of arrests
Were found to be of homosexual men
But although the curfew was enforced
And many arrests were made
The park became the target
Of a minister filled with rage
Rev. Fred Phelps
Westboro Baptist Church leader
Started a picketing “ministry”
Targeting Gays with such fervor
(Chorus)
“God Hates Gays”
“God hates Queers”
“God hates Homos”
“No debate”
Rev. Phelps
Up against “those reprobates”
Created the infamous “God Hates Fags”
From the Ministry of Hate
Now, even Christians questioned
If they could find common ground
Because Phelps was spewing rhetoric
In a manner degrading, obscene, and foul
He claimed the Gay Agenda
He claimed all Gays were pedophiles
He condemned them all to death
Said they all would burn in Hell
But the people in Topeka
Got tired of the stereotypes and hate speech
They just wanted Gage Park back to normal
Not used as a pulpit for Phelps to teach (intolerance)
“God Hates Gays”
“God hates Queers”
“God hates Homos”
“No debate”
Rev. Phelps
Up against “those reprobates”
Created the infamous “God Hates Fags”
From the Ministry of Hate
Media outlets painted Phelps as homophobic
Tarred other Christians with the same brush
But most other Christians don’t follow Phelps
But the words of the Savior, Jesus
Due to Phelps scorched-earth tactics
There was no middle ground
No real ministry, bridge-building
Just a park in Topeka where hate abounds
(Sadly, “God Hates Fags” was spread around)
Rev. Fred Phelps
Homosexuality he abhors
Too bad people know him for what he’s against
Not what he should stand for (true Christianity)!!!
“God Hates Gays”
“God hates Queers”
“God hates Homos”
“No debate”
Rev. Phelps
Up against “those reprobates”
Created the infamous “God Hates Fags”
From the Ministry of Hate
“God Hates Gays”
“God hates Queers”
“God hates Homos”
“No debate”
Rev. Phelps
Up against “those reprobates”
Created the infamous “God Hates Fags”
From the Ministry of Hate
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