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Song Parodies -> "Robitussin"
Original Song Title:
"Mother Russia"
Original Performer:
Renaissance
Parody Song Title:
"Robitussin"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Like an axe, I hack the whole night through
Can't relax, I gag and spew
Body's on but my mind is off
Robitussin, can you hear me cough
Throat is raw, feeling down and out
Crusty craw, dry as a drought
The TV guy, he was cured by you
Robitussin, can you heal me too
Ravaged by a savage cold
Starving fever heat
Vaporiser, nostrils flow
Nothing seems to beat this flood of nasal crud I blow
Red nose, lips blue
Bloodshot are my flowing eyes, too
Cough cough, atchoo
Robitussin, I call for you
Ooh ooh ...
Bah dah dah dah ...
Yacking from this hacking cough
Feel the fever burn
Consciousness fades on and off
Nothing that I do can stem these reams of phlegm I churn
Red nose, swine flu
I'm slick with this vap-o-rub goo
I gag, I spew
Robitussin, I cry for you
Can't relax, I gag and spew
Body's on but my mind is off
Robitussin, can you hear me cough
Throat is raw, feeling down and out
Crusty craw, dry as a drought
The TV guy, he was cured by you
Robitussin, can you heal me too
Ravaged by a savage cold
Starving fever heat
Vaporiser, nostrils flow
Nothing seems to beat this flood of nasal crud I blow
Red nose, lips blue
Bloodshot are my flowing eyes, too
Cough cough, atchoo
Robitussin, I call for you
Ooh ooh ...
Bah dah dah dah ...
Yacking from this hacking cough
Feel the fever burn
Consciousness fades on and off
Nothing that I do can stem these reams of phlegm I churn
Red nose, swine flu
I'm slick with this vap-o-rub goo
I gag, I spew
Robitussin, I cry for you
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Coughing up 555 for you!
Hanky very much.
A parody remedy...would make a good comm'l
Yeah, it would be awesome if they could get Renaissance to do it!
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