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Song Parodies -> "Robitussin"

Original Song Title:

"Mother Russia"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Like an axe, I hack the whole night through
Can't relax, I gag and spew
Body's on but my mind is off
Robitussin, can you hear me cough

Throat is raw, feeling down and out
Crusty craw, dry as a drought
The TV guy, he was cured by you
Robitussin, can you heal me too

Ravaged by a savage cold
Starving fever heat
Vaporiser, nostrils flow
Nothing seems to beat this flood of nasal crud I blow

Red nose, lips blue
Bloodshot are my flowing eyes, too
Cough cough, atchoo
Robitussin, I call for you

Ooh ooh ...
Bah dah dah dah ...

Yacking from this hacking cough
Feel the fever burn
Consciousness fades on and off
Nothing that I do can stem these reams of phlegm I churn

Red nose, swine flu
I'm slick with this vap-o-rub goo
I gag, I spew
Robitussin, I cry for you

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Rob Arndt - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Coughing up 555 for you!
Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Hanky very much.
AFW - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
A parody remedy...would make a good comm'l
Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, it would be awesome if they could get Renaissance to do it!

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