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Song Parodies -> "Russia"

Original Song Title:

"China"

Original Performer:

Red Rockers

Parody Song Title:

"Russia"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I once more had some parodies bouncing around in my head and I finally got the time to write them down.
Russia

Sung to China - Red Rockers

Russia is no longer free again
Ground under the boots of Vlad Putin
With Oligarchs and Ultra Nats, the Russian Mob; its festering...
And those there dreaming of a better life
Away from geopolitical strife....
Your destiny has been betrayed so try to hold the line...

Russia, Russia
Texas is in a better state...
Your fall from grace I'll prognosticate..

Russia, Russia
The criminals now call the shots
Enlightened nation? Russia's not...

Careful of what you speak or write there
Insult the despots; you'll run scared...
A dosimeter to eat your food or bullets will prevail...
Can Russia get right anything?
They decided cotton must be king!
But they killed the Aral Sea... no funeral or wake...

Russia, Russia
Beyond an even polluted state
All amends will be too late...

Russia, Russia
Your sole direction is straight down
A despot with an iron crown...

Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia
(Whispered Russian nonsense)
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia

Russia, Russia
See your glorious history?
You're falling short, currently.,.

Russia, Russia
Empire dreams from a crippled mind
Power receding; left behind...

Russia, Russia
Cellular dreams are far ahead
But all the Omsk taiga's dead...

Russia, Russia
In your hand there's oil power
but built upon decrepit towers

Russia, Russia
A wounded bear; it now glowers
In the remains of a once superpower

Russia, Russia
If once more you want synergy....
Walk away from Oligarchy...

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