i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
me and him are through
no more, dude

if a man ever needed guidance, he did
i believe in rights for gays
but randy's too much, dude
he said, "my hot tubs lonely here, without you"
he said, "the water's running"
he said, "i hope you're coming"

i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
me and him are through
no more, dude

it hurts to see the man that's he become
i know i'll never be so horny, that i'll want a man
he wants to kiss my stubbly face and hold my hand
he wants to get real crazy
but i got a wife and two babies

i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
me and him are through
no more, dude

i think i'd better keep away from view
forget that stuff...i'm ashamed...of what he'd do
not into queers
he said, i'd have no memory after several beers
red flags are flashing around me
good lord, looks like he found me

i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
(this is ol' randy...you are surrounded..give yourself up)
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
(this is ol' randy...you are surrounded..give yourself up)
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
(this is ol' randy...you are surrounded..give yourself up)
i think randy wants me
lord, i can't go back there
(this is ol' randy...you are surrounded..give yourself up)