-> "America, Commiserate With Me"
Original Song Title:
"America, Communicate With Me"
Parody Song Title:
"America, Commiserate With Me"
The Lyrics
Reporter, two days after the election: “Excuse me Mr. Daley, who did you vote for in Michigan yesterday?”
Ghost of Richard J Daley: 'Well, I voted for Biden of course. Mob rule is coming to America. My advice to the deplorables is either love it or leave it.'
Reporter: 'Pardon me Mr. Rizzo, who did you vote for in Pennsylvania yesterday?'
Ghost of Frank Rizzo: 'Biden, of course. I mean, something's has be done with America, either we change it or we lose control over it.'
I'm tired of all your cheating,
it’s getting out of hand,
And all you faux reporters,
you're too vain to understand.
And somewhere in the middle of
state machines I feel scammed.
I'm just the average man
who has to do the best he can.
And I've had it with the preachers,
I don't want to hear no more!
Smearing the president
although he kept us out of war.
And from where I stand it don’t make sense
for these “preachers” to ignore
The stand on baby-killing
of both Biden and his whore!
But the Antifas are on the streets,
and in the buildings are the cheats.
No, the hate’s not on the right,
BLM’s wanna fight!
America, my country isn’t free!
America, commiserate with me!
Big Tech censors attack the leaders
who could help us all unite,
and the people are all lied to
about who’s darkness and who’s light,
and the rabble-rousers loot and
burn black businesses all night,
and the Demon-crats don’t care
about their cities’ graft and blight!
But despite their lying headlines,
You should take those crooks to court.
To keep you as our president
would be a great retort!
Call me a sentimental “chump”
but we all have to hold the fort,
We have to stand our ground
against the Squad and their cohorts!
While the Antifas are on the streets,
and in the buildings are the cheats.
No, the hate’s not on the right,
AOC wants a fight!
America, my country isn’t free!
America, commiserate with me!
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