Don't look so drunk
You know you're sober
Focus your eyes, and make the room
Slow down it's turning
Although, a tad, too much you had,
Just hang together
Grit your teeth, ignore the tummy,
that's now churning..

Take the cork, out of the bottle,
Watch the warm and dancing bubbles
Burst and shine
Hear the fizz of carbonation
Popping soft against your goblet
And make believe you're swimming in the wine
Pour The Good Times

Now, sing a song
Then, sing another
No-one will guess how stoned you are,
If you can fake it
Don't slur a word, or wear a lampshade,
Just be clever
There'll be time enough for heaving,
when you leave here

Take the cork....

(Repeat Chorus)