[Arthur]:
God (God),
Sent us out on a quest (quest),
My knights were the best (best),
So I knew we would pass the test!

[Bedevere]:
We (We),
Traveled so far from home (home),
Many days and nights we roamed (roamed),
Never leaving our path uncombed!

[Chorus]:
Now why do you think
God sent us this way?
(He sent us this way)
He needed light-
Light to banish these dark days.
(Oh yes, he did!)

Why do you think
God sent us this way?
(He sent us this way)
He needed light-
(Oh yes, he did!)
Light to banish these dark days.

[Lancelot]:
We (we),
Stopped briefly at Camelot (-lot),
Had to push prams a lot (lot)
And we all ate Spam a lot!

[Arthur]:
Now (now),
We conclude our tale (tale),
And we haven’t failed (failed),
We have found the Holy Grail!

[Chorus]:
Now why do you think
God sent us this way?
(Went this way, went this way, went astray)
He needed light-
(Love light)
Light to banish these dark days.
(Oh, sweet, sweet light, ah!)

Why do you think
(Hey! How!)
God sent us this way?
(He sent us this way)
He needed light-
(Oh yes, he did!)
Light to banish these dark days, yeah!

[instrumental break]

[Chorus]:
Now why do you think
(Why do you think)
God sent us this way?
(Why do you think he sent us this way)
He needed light-
(He needed light)
Light to banish these dark days.
(Yes he did!)

Why do you think
(We passed the Knights Who Say “Ni”)
God sent us this way?
(We faced a killer rabbit)
He needed light-
(And we fought, and we fought, and we fought!)
Light to banish these dark days, yeah!
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!)

Why do you think
(Awwwww, yeah!)
God sent us this way?
(Went this way, went this way, went astray)
He needed light-
(He needed light)
Light to banish…

[Prince Herbert’s dad]:
OK, stop that! Stop that!

(music stops)

[Prince Herbert’s dad]:
No more singing!

(The Knights of the Round Table depart, muttering about how their party was rudely interrupted, when suddenly, the police arrive! The knights are arrested & the instruments + recording equipment confiscated, which concludes our story)