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Song Parodies -> "Joe All The Way"
Original Song Title:
"Go All The Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Raspberries
Parody Song Title:
"Joe All The Way"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
All right
Come on, let’s get Joe a victory
Victory
Let’s put Conald to bed
Vote sanely: Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
You can pray
But also do more than pray
Get on out there and work for Joe
Please, Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
You don’t need to preach it
Cruel and mean
Just show the hole in the place Where Grump’s heart
Should have been
Vote for the sane
Not the one deranged
Do not vote for jive
Or for total lunacy
Put Dump to bed
Come on (come on)
Come on (come on)
Come on (come on, come on)
Joe needs you (come on)
Joe loves you (come on)
Joe needs you (come on)
Come on
Please, Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
Joe all the way, yeah!
Come on, let’s get Joe a victory
Victory
Let’s put Conald to bed
Vote sanely: Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
You can pray
But also do more than pray
Get on out there and work for Joe
Please, Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
You don’t need to preach it
Cruel and mean
Just show the hole in the place Where Grump’s heart
Should have been
Vote for the sane
Not the one deranged
Do not vote for jive
Or for total lunacy
Put Dump to bed
Come on (come on)
Come on (come on)
Come on (come on, come on)
Joe needs you (come on)
Joe loves you (come on)
Joe needs you (come on)
Come on
Please, Joe all the way
Do not vote Right (don’t vote Right)
Make Rump lose in a landslide
Please, Joe all the way
Don’t make it close (not so close)
Make Dump sink down low
(Make him sink low)
Joe all the way, yeah!
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Now write it like your idiot-king is trying to read it off a teleprompter. *blank stare* Ummm, dog-face pony soldier, you know, the thing, etc.
Calling for a caring touch. President Biden needs so much. Visiting Angels -- America's choice for Joe care
be sure to buy one of the $60 Rump BuyBulls now. he wants to make America pray again, prey on suckers. meanwhile Joe raised $25 million in one appearance with Obama & Clinton, more than Rump raised in the whole month of February.
I offer my highest compliment--this parody is every bit as good as Biden is as President.
Ironically, Eric Carmen was a Trump fanboy. He would have hated this. Well, nothing he can do about it now.
So many reactionary a$$holes on this once-great site.
It's pretty sad that these crapheads are the only ones America could come up with 2 times in a row. They're both terrible
Are you referring to the rankings where over 70% of the experts invited refused to participate? Where Richard Nixon ranked #35? Where William Henry Harrison (after a 30-day term) was rated #32? Where the participants were given no guidance other than "pick a number from 1 to 100"? Where Kennedy was able to jump 6 spots since the last such survey with not a word of explanation as to what changed? Where Grant was able to jump 9 places? Again, what changed? It either shows lack of conviction on those participating, or the roster of those participating was so fluid as no give no indication of what the participants will say next year. My guess is that had there been such a survey in 1974 that NIxon would have been in last place - even behind Ford. For Obama, Trump and Biden, history cannot be written according to today's emotions. Even that doesn't explain the rationale for Grant's jump from #26 to #17.
I also was going to point out that it's impossible to get correct historical perspective with current figures, especially if currently in power. And of course you get their own political bias in there. It says more that most Americans dislike both and would have preferred different candidates this time around, according to poll after poll
Why was eeL's accurate statement deleted where he mentioned that historians recently ranked Dump the absolute worst president while Biden ranks in the top one-third?
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