Song Parodies -> Just Cause I Made You Some Toast
| Original Song Title: | "Just When I Needed You Most" |
| Original Performer: | Randy Vanwarmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just Cause I Made You Some Toast" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
I woke in the morning and I
Went to the kitchen and I
Hunted for something to make
The fruit or the plain
I kept changing my mind
Maybe a slice of cheesecake
But I just passed on the pie
Brought you some toasted rye
You couldn't eat it I know
But you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Left me, just 'cause I made you some toast
I know I can't cook but I
Claim that I still don't know why
You had to run out on me
I've picked up charred remains
Of our window panes
Oh, but I somehow still can't see
Though our house burned down and I
Put on a frown and cried
Now where will I live? Who knows?
But you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Left me, just 'cause I made you some toast
[Fire brigade break]
You shouted a warning cry
By then the flames were too high
Burned like it was made of hay
Collapsed building frame
Was a death corridor
There's just no way we could stay
Smoke made it a blackened sky
Ash got into my eye
Buy me a new home? who knows?
'Cause you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Oh, yeah
You left me
Just 'cause I burned up the toast
You left me
Just 'cause our home is now toast
Went to the kitchen and I
Hunted for something to make
The fruit or the plain
I kept changing my mind
Maybe a slice of cheesecake
But I just passed on the pie
Brought you some toasted rye
You couldn't eat it I know
But you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Left me, just 'cause I made you some toast
I know I can't cook but I
Claim that I still don't know why
You had to run out on me
I've picked up charred remains
Of our window panes
Oh, but I somehow still can't see
Though our house burned down and I
Put on a frown and cried
Now where will I live? Who knows?
But you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Left me, just 'cause I made you some toast
[Fire brigade break]
You shouted a warning cry
By then the flames were too high
Burned like it was made of hay
Collapsed building frame
Was a death corridor
There's just no way we could stay
Smoke made it a blackened sky
Ash got into my eye
Buy me a new home? who knows?
'Cause you left me
Just 'cause I made you some toast
Oh, yeah
You left me
Just 'cause I burned up the toast
You left me
Just 'cause our home is now toast
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Amusing, yet it's a sad story... I didn't realize toast could be so destructive.
No offense, but I woulda left you too. Pass on the cheesecake and pie? Go with the toast? RYE toast? No no no!!! Sorry, I just feel very strongly about this. Funny stuff though.
You took a very funny turn with this one. good job!
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