Song Parodies -> Dr. Phil's Impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock in America
| Original Song Title: | "Sigmund Freud's Impersonation of Albert Einstein " |
| Original Performer: | Randy Newman |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dr. Phil's Impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock in America" |
| Parody Written by: | metaphorsbwithu |
What happens when Dr. Phil impersonates Alfred Hitchcock? No further explanation of this parody is needed and it wouldn't help anyway.
DR. PHIL'S IMPERSONATION
OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IN AMERICA
Good evening, suspense is my game
And Alfred Hitchcock is my name
I was born in Leytonstone
And I’m happy to be
Here where all village idiots run free
In the year of forty-three
Doubts and shadows haunted me
Notorious were my dreams
Waded deep through shallow streams
America! America!
Confession’s not a crime
Strangers meet in lifeboats, say!
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Americans dream of Dali landscapes spellbound
In doll-faced jives and dull-edged knives
They grind and grind and grind and grind
Their sinkers, coffee, and cream give eyesight to the blind
Little boys shoot toy guns in their fields of dreams
America, America!
Success is not born in flight
Any dog can pee on a parked car
Takes guts to make wrong decisions right
OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IN AMERICA
Good evening, suspense is my game
And Alfred Hitchcock is my name
I was born in Leytonstone
And I’m happy to be
Here where all village idiots run free
In the year of forty-three
Doubts and shadows haunted me
Notorious were my dreams
Waded deep through shallow streams
America! America!
Confession’s not a crime
Strangers meet in lifeboats, say!
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Americans dream of Dali landscapes spellbound
In doll-faced jives and dull-edged knives
They grind and grind and grind and grind
Their sinkers, coffee, and cream give eyesight to the blind
Little boys shoot toy guns in their fields of dreams
America, America!
Success is not born in flight
Any dog can pee on a parked car
Takes guts to make wrong decisions right
Are we having fun yet? ;-)
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Dr. Phil impersonating Alfred Hitchcock? That will be the day! Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Phil? LOL! Love the toy gun line in your song! One of my fave Hitchcock movies are The Birds (with a young Veronica Cartwright) and Psycho. 555!
Christie Marie - Glad you're having fun! :-) Those are two of my favorites films too but I have so many. The "toy gun" line is from the opening of Hitchcock's only comedy, "The Trouble with Harry" featuring Shirley MacLaine in her first movie. The little boy was a very young Jerry Mathers before "Leave It to Beaver." Poor AH was a mass of neuroses (his fear of police evident in his movies stemmed from an episode in which his father arranged for him to be put in jail as a child to teach him a lesson!) but I'm not sure Dr. Phil would have been much help and might have deprived us of so many great films.
You have one hellava -Dali-Escher-labyrinthine mind, sir!
Maybe Dr. Phil would've written "Knife Strategies" instead! ;)
DKTOS, DK much of Dr. Phil, but I do K a little of Freud, Einstein, and Hitchcock. So, relativity speaking, E=MC^2, where E = ego, M = Mother, and C=Carved up into little squares. Vote= MC^2, where M = metaphorsbwithu, and C = 23.558437978779492926264680186639.
TJC - I appreciate those kind words very much. :-)
Fiddlegirl - Haha! I had to check to see if that was a play on a book title (I first thought "Wife Strategies"). Very clever you are. :-D
TT - I wonder if that's the first time anyone has used the square root of 555 in a comment? Very imaginative! I have this song on the album "Little Criminals." I just love his lyrics.
Fiddlegirl - Haha! I had to check to see if that was a play on a book title (I first thought "Wife Strategies"). Very clever you are. :-D
TT - I wonder if that's the first time anyone has used the square root of 555 in a comment? Very imaginative! I have this song on the album "Little Criminals." I just love his lyrics.
You think anyone else is nutty enough to?
DKTOS...parody is hilarious though!
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