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Song Parodies -> "Coach Kreeton"
Original Song Title:
"Short People"
Original Performer:
Randy Newman
Parody Song Title:
"Coach Kreeton"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
My second in a series of All That parodies. This one talks a little bit about Coach Kreeton, who has lived a sad, miserable life for 75 years... and manages to make it all hilarious!
(Piano intro)
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
To live
He is 75
Sad, Mis'rable life
Born in 'Tweny-DAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Some punk called him "Coach"
Now Coach Kreeton IS one
He's knocked out all his teeth
Waffled up his hands
Works at Dullmont Jr. High
(Interlude)
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
To live
He is 75
Sad, Mis'rable life
Born in 'Tweny-DAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Some punk called him "Coach"
Now Coach Kreeton IS one
He's knocked out all his teeth
Waffled up his hands
Works at Dullmont Jr. High
Well, I don't like that Coach Kreeton
He's too old and miserable
Pimpell's got a pimple
To pop
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
To live
He is 75
Sad, Mis'rable life
Born in 'Tweny-DAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Some punk called him "Coach"
Now Coach Kreeton IS one
He's knocked out all his teeth
Waffled up his hands
Works at Dullmont Jr. High
(Interlude)
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
Coach Kreeton got no reason
To live
He is 75
Sad, Mis'rable life
Born in 'Tweny-DAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Some punk called him "Coach"
Now Coach Kreeton IS one
He's knocked out all his teeth
Waffled up his hands
Works at Dullmont Jr. High
Well, I don't like that Coach Kreeton
He's too old and miserable
Pimpell's got a pimple
To pop
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