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Song Parodies -> "Slack Betty"
Original Song Title:
"Black Betty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ram Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Slack Betty"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Mhiggins
The Lyrics
oh no, slack betty, wham her ma'am
oh ho, slack betty slam the ham
slack betty had a child slammed her can
opened up real wide whammed her ma'am
she said, don't worry in yo mind slam the ham
the damn thing feels fine gum ba lum
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
she opened up real wide dental dam,
got her lips outside ham the hand
got her eyes closed, ready goes the man
yeah she's often heady sam the man
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
she got bad gums man, damn her man
eats too much spam lam ba dam
and her breath does stink lam ba dam
like a mouldy drink dam that man
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
oh ho, slack betty slam the ham
slack betty had a child slammed her can
opened up real wide whammed her ma'am
she said, don't worry in yo mind slam the ham
the damn thing feels fine gum ba lum
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
she opened up real wide dental dam,
got her lips outside ham the hand
got her eyes closed, ready goes the man
yeah she's often heady sam the man
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
she got bad gums man, damn her man
eats too much spam lam ba dam
and her breath does stink lam ba dam
like a mouldy drink dam that man
i said whoa oh slack betty dental man
whoa oh slack betty bit my hand
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