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Song Parodies -> "Mammogram"

Original Song Title:

"Black Betty"

Original Performer:

Ram Jam

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Everything I know about mammograms I learned from hearing women complain about what a sadistic procedure it is. Which totally qualifies me to write a parody about it.
We’ll mash your titty (mammogram)
We’ll show no pity (mammogram)
That titty needs a scan (mammogram)
So, ma’am, here’s the plan (mammogram)
Put it in an environ (mammogram)
Like a waffle iron (mammogram)
So, now, are you ready? (mammogram)
Ma’am, are you ready? (mammogram)

Now, first we’ll smother (mammogram)
One, then the other (mammogram)
I know it’s inhumane (mammogram)
To inflict such pain (mammogram)
Now, hold ’er steady (mammogram)
We are almost ready (mammogram)
I’m Dr. Krueger (mammogram)
But call me Freddy (mammogram)

Let’s check the pictures (mammogram)
Of your breasts in strictures (mammogram)
If they look okay (mammogram)
We’ll send you on your way (mammogram)
Well, where do I begin? (mammogram)
See, the film wasn’t in (mammogram)
But don’t you worry (mammogram)
This time we’ll hurry (mammogram)

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