-> "Amy (Klobuchar)"
Original Song Title:
"Amie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Amy (Klobuchar)"
The Lyrics
I see why you think you’ve got a chance to win
You’ve often won the purple state of Minnesota, e’en the reddest parts
But when it comes to winning hearts and winning minds
You see, I think you might not be the winning kind
Amy, what you gonna do?
Young folks, they’re not backing you
And you can’t win the race unless they do
Don’t you think the time is short to pull ahead
You’d better shine in Iowa or your campaign is dead
And don’t you see, that to win you must take lots of votes from Joe?
Cause I don’t think you’ll win many Bernie Bros
And everybody knows it’s true
Amy, what you gonna do?
Brown folks, they’re not backing you
And you can’t win the race unless they do
Amy, what you gonna do?
Black folks, they’re not backing you
And you can’t win the race unless they do
There’s a rumor you yell at your staff a lot
And the folks don’t really know quite if it’s true or not
But it don’t help, and you’d better raise your numbers right away
Or you won’t perform so well on caucus day
Really gotta say it to ya
Amy, what you gonna do?
Young folks, they’re not backing you
And you can’t win the race unless they do
Amy, what you gonna do?
Young folks, they’re not backing you
And you can’t win the race unless they do
They keep
Falling for the mayor Pete, not you
Falling for the mayor Pete, not you
Don’t know what you’re gonna do
They keep
Falling for the mayor Pete, not you
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