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Song Parodies -> "Take Me to Vlad Putin"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me to the Kaptin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Prism
Parody Song Title:
"Take Me to Vlad Putin"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
It's been a while, but I've been itching to stick it to Vlad Putin with another parody. This is another artist for whom I was waiting to parody until I did one for another song. In this case, I was going to wait until I did a parody of "Spaceship Superstar", but what the heck. Anyways, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Whoa, come on!
The planet cries while Ukraine dies,
Oh, when will it end?
Five million folks without a home,
Will they all be without a friend?
I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,
But I’m afraid I can’t take this crap!
I had a dream the other night,
And it just wasn’t planned.
I took a trip on an airship
Straight to the Russian land.
I asked them about Vlad Putin,
I had to make him stop this crap.
I said: “Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!”
Won’t you take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass?
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
[guitar solo]
When I awoke the other day,
I wanted Putin banned.
I’ll take a trip on an airship
Straight to the Russian land.
I’ll ask them about Vlad Putin,
I gotta make him stop this crap!
I say: “Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!”
Won’t you take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass?
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Oh, take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Oh, take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass…
[fade out, like the glory of Mother Russia]
The planet cries while Ukraine dies,
Oh, when will it end?
Five million folks without a home,
Will they all be without a friend?
I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,
But I’m afraid I can’t take this crap!
I had a dream the other night,
And it just wasn’t planned.
I took a trip on an airship
Straight to the Russian land.
I asked them about Vlad Putin,
I had to make him stop this crap.
I said: “Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!”
Won’t you take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass?
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
[guitar solo]
When I awoke the other day,
I wanted Putin banned.
I’ll take a trip on an airship
Straight to the Russian land.
I’ll ask them about Vlad Putin,
I gotta make him stop this crap!
I say: “Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!”
Won’t you take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass?
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Oh, take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass!
I want to punch his lights out
Because he’s got no class!
Oh, take me to Vlad Putin,
So I can kick his ass…
[fade out, like the glory of Mother Russia]
Copyright 2022 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by your world disappearing.
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