-> "What Do I Wanna Be?"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Your Lover" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What Do I Wanna Be?"
I'm hurtin' for money
Ever since I came to this part of town
Sometimes it's sunny
But other times I'm feelin' down
And I get discouraged
When folks run away from my door
And I need a job, babe
That's all I'm looking for, yeah
But I'm kinda fussy, you get me?
Here's all I ever wanted to do
I wanna be a fluffer
In the hotel, the guy who fluffs pillows in the morning
I wanna be a stuffer
A guy who takes capons, cleans 'em out
Stuffs bread in for take-out
A stuffer, Yeah!
That's a few of the jobs I could go for
I wanna be a hummer
I wanna be paid to sing like a kazoo
There aren't much other
Careers that I would rather like to do
And I get so discouraged
When they tell me I'm so weird
I could be a magician
But my wand has disappeared
I'm under extreme pressure here, baby
Let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna be a puffer
I wanna be a guy who tests cigarettes for smoking
I wanna be a rubber
I wanna be in charge of rubbing out
Graffiti on the route
A rubber, Yeah!
Those really are the only jobs I'd work for, yeah.
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