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Song Parodies -> "Cigarette"

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"Soft & Wet"

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The Lyrics

Hey smoker, I got some nicotine
That I wanna shoot in you
Stand out there, smoke in the rain
Hey joker smoker, can't you see?
There's so many things smoke does to thee

Oooh, baby
All I ever see is the smoke in my eyes (hey, smoker)
And all I ever hear is hack cough cries
All I ever see is burning sticks (hey, smoker)
Puff me, puff me baby, let me light a flame
The ALA also feels the way I do

Tell me why you smoke that, girl?
(We put those sticks in our mouths, ingest, we need it everyday--every day)
You'd lose your lung all at once if you just swallow some acid today!


Every time I puff you, it's one more pack towards death
Ooooeee baby, it makes me lose my...
Breath! (ooh baby, ooh yeah!)

It's just as bad, smoke secondhand (hey, smoker)
Cancer wasn't in their healthcare plan
How can you smoke it, it smells so lame? (hey, smoker)
Your smoking's vexing me
It's giving me a pain!

Hazy baby,
Oh girl
Crazy 'bout the puff
Cigarette (you blow)
Need a cigarette? Oh smoker
You love your cigarette
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. Got a light?

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Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Too true to be funny. Watch out for those Tobacco Lobby guys comin' around. 5 coughs.

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