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Song Parodies -> "Ovulate"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Days"
Original Performer:
Pratt & McClain
Parody Song Title:
"Ovulate"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
In fertility, ovulation is the most crucial of times.
Hook: Sunday, Monday, not today…
Tuesday, Wednesday, gotta wait…
Thursday, Friday, I can’t wait!
Saturday! Ovulate!
Waiting all week to screw
Chorus: Tonight it’s on!
Could it be time? (She ovulates)
Today’s my shot!
Oh is it time? (She ovulates)
Verse 1: Done our research, read the books
We’re hopin’ her next egg, ain’t too cooked
We’re both ready, timing’s best
Hopin’ her womb will have a guest!
Chorus: Her legs are up
We’re at the O-BGYN
She says good luck
You’re good to go (and make a kid)
Verse 2: Wanna schmooze her, make her “wow”
Showin’ my lady, tips I found
Rock and roll, she holds my hand
Fallopian tubes have got this, man!
Chorus: The egg is out
Floats down the line (she ovulates)
The time is now
Please work this time (she ovulates)
Hook: Sunday, Monday, not today
Tuesday, Wednesday, gotta wait
Thursday, Friday, I can’t wait!
Saturday! Ovulate!
Waiting all week to screw
Chorus: It’s so long
Since the last time (she ovulates)
I’m feeling strong
Thanks to the wine (it tasted great)
Verse 3: Could need pink or maybe blue
Hope something is growin’ up in that womb
Tonight’s the night, I play our song
The Happy Days theme song, don’t get old
Chorus: LH is up
It’s baby time! (she ovulates)
Her temp is up!
It’s baby time (she ovulates)
Verse 4: Hello new life, goodbye sleep
I’m buying up jammies that have sheep
Lay her gently on our bed
Cervical mucus revs my jets!
Chorus: The test is out
Please work this time (we want a gift)
Results are shown
And now it’s time (it’s a positive!)
Outro: This ovulation brought a child
That baby’s mine (oh what a day!)
No more menstruation for while
And that’s just fine (oh happy day)
[Fade Out]
Tuesday, Wednesday, gotta wait…
Thursday, Friday, I can’t wait!
Saturday! Ovulate!
Waiting all week to screw
Chorus: Tonight it’s on!
Could it be time? (She ovulates)
Today’s my shot!
Oh is it time? (She ovulates)
Verse 1: Done our research, read the books
We’re hopin’ her next egg, ain’t too cooked
We’re both ready, timing’s best
Hopin’ her womb will have a guest!
Chorus: Her legs are up
We’re at the O-BGYN
She says good luck
You’re good to go (and make a kid)
Verse 2: Wanna schmooze her, make her “wow”
Showin’ my lady, tips I found
Rock and roll, she holds my hand
Fallopian tubes have got this, man!
Chorus: The egg is out
Floats down the line (she ovulates)
The time is now
Please work this time (she ovulates)
Hook: Sunday, Monday, not today
Tuesday, Wednesday, gotta wait
Thursday, Friday, I can’t wait!
Saturday! Ovulate!
Waiting all week to screw
Chorus: It’s so long
Since the last time (she ovulates)
I’m feeling strong
Thanks to the wine (it tasted great)
Verse 3: Could need pink or maybe blue
Hope something is growin’ up in that womb
Tonight’s the night, I play our song
The Happy Days theme song, don’t get old
Chorus: LH is up
It’s baby time! (she ovulates)
Her temp is up!
It’s baby time (she ovulates)
Verse 4: Hello new life, goodbye sleep
I’m buying up jammies that have sheep
Lay her gently on our bed
Cervical mucus revs my jets!
Chorus: The test is out
Please work this time (we want a gift)
Results are shown
And now it’s time (it’s a positive!)
Outro: This ovulation brought a child
That baby’s mine (oh what a day!)
No more menstruation for while
And that’s just fine (oh happy day)
[Fade Out]
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May your first Happy Days parody be a hilarious Happy Days parody!
Is the technical stuff personal knowledge? Good luck to you.... (Been thru some of that)...otherwise, great parody!
(Artistry) Congratulations! It's a hilarious parody! Seriously though, the combination of sexy talk and clinical talk was enjoyably silly. Favourite lines: "we’re hopin’ her next egg, ain’t too cooked", "showin’ my lady, tips I found" and "cervical mucus revs my jets". 555!
Is it the time of the month?
I never knew the whole Happy Days theme (only the "Sunday, Monday..." part), but this was really really funny! Very inspired writing. I literally laughed out loud on the "cervical mucus" line (which is a sentence I never thought I'd type ever in my life). Great work!
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