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Song Parodies -> "Kill Osama"

Original Song Title:

"Ça Plane Pour Moi"

Original Performer:

Plastic Bertrand

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Osama"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

OK, some people are going to think I'm silly for writing an anti-Osama parody being that Osama bin Ladenstill hasn't been found, but I still hate that guy & I figured I could use a couple more anti-Osama songs in my lineup. Otehr than this, I feel it needs no explanation. As usual, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
One man
Attacked our homeland without pity,
He hit D.C. & New York City,
Now I sing this ditty,
This lout
Who really makes me wanna shout
He’s got no class.

We’ll find him,
When we do,
We’ll shove a gun up his ass,
And we’ll pull the trigger,
Away he’ll pass.
Or maybe we’ll use poison gas.
Get dynamite,
The fuse we light,
And boom he goes!
Like a fierce wind, that jerk will blow!

Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!

We’ll find him,
Yo mama
Is so ashamed
That you have ruined your family’s name.
They’re sad,
We’re mad,
That lad
Ain’t rad.
He is the worst human on Earth,
For all that it is worth.
He is the worst human on Earth.

Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!

We’ll find him,
Soon enough,
We are tough,
We got the right stuff.
If not today, then somewhere down the line, we’ll get that punk.
And then we’ll kill that punk real good!
Kill Osama!

[guitar solo]

We’ll find him,
He can’t hide,
He’ll get caught,
And his plot
Will be foiled,
And he’ll be shot.
We’ve fought,
And the desert heat had us boiled,
But his end’s near!

Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!

Kill Osama!
Kill Osama!
Kill Osama-ma-ma-ma-ma…

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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nally - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great!!! I happen to know this OS quite well; I even clicked on your link to play the music and followed along, cracking up all the way! 5-5-5!!
MasonR - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
THANK YOU for digging up the OS, which I'd forgotten about but as soon as I saw this I went to iTunes, dropped 99 cents, and downloaded it. It's playing on my computer now. Oh yeah...good parody. 555 for your fine taste in OS's!
Dylan Baranski - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Cool! I didn't think anyone would know about the original song! Thank you for voting!
stuart mcarthur - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I also know the OS extremely well, and have parodied it elsewhere (with great difficulty) so I definitely applaud your effort here Dylan - great stuff - 555
John Barry - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Didn't KTOS. Watched the video. You did a good job, but now, en français.
Andria - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan, what about the field in Pennsylvania where the plane that was going for the White House crashed? How could you forget that?
Dylan Baranski - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I knew about that, but I left it out because I wasn't thinking about it at the time of writing this parody. If I offended anyone with this, I'm sorry. If I had thought about that when writing the parody, I'd have found a way to work it in. But seriously, the people who stopped the plane from making it to the Whitehouse were real heroes, and will not be forgotten. God bless their souls!
Darrell Wilhelm - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan, I think that you should write a similar song with a similar title, but based on "Carmelita" by Jerry Jeff Walker. However, if you don't like old "outlaw" country music, you shouldn't. I agree with what Andria commented on, and you clarified your parody for her and many other people. 555
Dylan Baranski - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, Darrell, I like country music. Maybe I should write a country music parody.
anonymous informant - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
That link you provided doesn't work anymore, but I did find a new link:

But it cuts off kinda early.
Dylan Baranski - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's a common problem with posting links to videos or recordings of original songs, especially obscure ones. Eventually, they get shot down somehow. There has to be a permanent solution.

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