Dad:

[Sound of many voices in the food court talking all at once]
"There's nothing but Bull-BEEEEEEP out there"
Dad: "Mmmmmmmm - Hoagie".
"I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you... You have no need to know"

Find the food court, that will calm me,
Get a hoagie with salami.
I can see the menu on the wall.
No, don't think I need a drink at all.
No, I don't need a drink with that at all.
All in all they have some real good food at the mall.
Fast food call, It's another Christmas at the mall.

Mom:

[Sound of many TVs coming on, all on different channels]
"The Bulls are already out there"
Mom: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!
"This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know."

I don't need no arms around me,
And I dont need no hugs to calm me.
I have been a dragging in the mall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
Yes! Someone haul me out of the mall.
All in all it was all just some tricks in the mall.
All in all you were all just real pricks in the mall.