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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Cuties"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Machine"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Cuties"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This is a protest song to those r****d critics on Rotten Tomatoes, and others *cough* MovieBob *cough*, who are making every effort to validate this Netflix abomination as a "good film". No, this is not about "The Social Dilemma", but hopefully you watched that film before #CancelNetflix

(Verse 1)
Welcome, dear girl
Welcome to the Cuties
You want to dance?
Ok then, we’ll show you our dance
You wanted some acclaim, branded not lame
Provided with clothes used for adult shows
This isn’t Disney cause they were busy
You wanted some love
And with us it’s all hand and glove
So welcome to the Cuties


(Verse 2)
Welcome, dear girl
Welcome to the Cuties
You want your chance?
It’s alright, we filming here in France
Too young to see your flicks
She sends out those lewd pics
Her twerking is loved by critics
Her cast is made of (a) diverse mix
So welcome to the Cuties

(Synthesizer Solo)

This is not coming of age it's c****ing on those of age, with this portrayal. It's not about female empowerment, it's about p*******e empowerment. This is vice signaling (as opposed to virtue signaling).

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