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Song Parodies -> "Fish And A Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Fish And A Beer"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I took a bit of a liberty with the pronunciation of the word "brazier." It couldn't be helped. YouTube

So, so you daintily smell
Pheasant or quail
Smooth dry champagne
And you smell a lean veal, with a cold shrimp tail
A spry, foamy ale
You can drink from a grail

Could I get you a plate of gyros on toast?
A ration of peas
A share of some bleu cheese
Pulled mutton and cake
Did you mistake
My walk-in hearth on the moor
For a feast of shiitake

Have a fish, have a fish and a beer
I tossed two soup bones with a make-a-wish stone
On the brazier
Boiling over, some coffee grounds
So hunker round
The flame so dear
Fish and a beer

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Yum! Happy to see you here, Porfle.
Porfle Popnecker - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Arch Vile - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
That's quite the hearty meal of a song. I'm stuffed and curious. Did you go through a recipe book to put this together?
CML - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Wish you luck in your new restaurant venture, Porfle. Just remember the cardinal rule of customer service -- If they don't eat their meat, they cant have any pudding
Porfle Popnecker - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
"Fish And A Beer" open-grill restaurants coming to your town! No buildings, just campfires.
Darius Whitehead - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
(Darius to Porfle) We're sorry, Porfle, but Dylan Benson doesn't drink beer. But he can have fish though. (Darius to Dylan) You got your chicken ready?
Porfle Popnecker - July 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Keep your powder dry and your chicken ready.
CML - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
When in the course of culinary events it becomes necessary for one clientele to dissolve the gastronomic bands that have connected them to previous hum drum dining experiences ......
CML - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
This is gonna be big, Porfle. No one has ever married the sensiblities of Pink Floyd and the American Revolution in.a dining room experience before
Porfle Popnecker - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
Just as long as I get my share of the potatoes.
Darius Whitehead - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
But me and Dylan only need potato chips, Porfle, not potatoes.

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