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Song Parodies -> "Have a Vaccine"

Original Song Title:

"Have a Cigar"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Have a Vaccine"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Let's see. What's next? the Anti-vaxxers. Yeah, I see you, I ignore you. When families (or even states) start making the decision not to vaccinate their kids, It's makes me think that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, was right to tell millennials to not have children. Environmental effects could be too damaging that any current vaccines would prove ineffective. That got dark fast. Anyways, despite the original prose of this song set as manipulations of the music industry for talent, I thought flipping it to apply to the healthcare industry would do just fine. This puts more criticism on anti-vaxxers for their lack of expertise. I couldn't use "Welcome to the Vaccine."
(Instrumental Intro)

(Verse 1)
Sit up here, dear child, have a vaccine
You’re gonna get clean
You’re gonna get by
Don’t need to really cry
Even if bills make parents sigh
They still just love you
Those anti-vaxxer disrespect, the training of my skill set
Doctorate in medicine, so other opinions stink
With that said, what do you think?

And if they told you to pray for your health, child?
Better be ready to pass away, (yeah)

(Verse 2)
Here’s an outbreak
Some lives we have to forsake
Immunization laws at stake
With complaints from CDC
You won’t have high herd immunity
Ever look at these anecdotes
Create this schism
Relate to autism
Made as a healthcare conspiracy
But I can get treatment for this sore throat

And if they told you to pray for your health, child?
Better be ready to pass away, (yeah)

(Guitar Solo and Outro)
Gabriella Canal provided details about this movement with this article. Examine at your own risk. Don't get CTS. Dave Cullen is already setting me up to tackle the next stupid left liberal idea: The moral case for changing a person's legal age to "experienced age". "I don't feel I'm ___ years old, or ___tall, or ___ heavy" Bioethicists you're next!!!!

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