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Song Parodies -> "Home! / The Trials"

Original Song Title:

"Stop! / The Trial"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Home! / The Trials"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I am reminded of an interesting quote from the DC universe: "There is no victory without great sacrifice." Time for a death toll: 7 adult sized dragons, 13 medium sized dragons, 9 destroyed harrier jets, 2 AppleMaddox base towers destroyed, 4 tanks destroyed, 34 Equestrian earth ponies/unicorns/pegasi, 16 changelings (DNA test confirmed dead), 10 yaks, 12 gryhons, 8 hippogryphs (most fled and hid under the sea), 2 manticores, 62 infantry units, other collateral base damage around $600,000, 16 civilians from S.A.E.M. and other related groups including Picket Gate and Pinkie Pie (war is not funny, and someone who is seen as the element of laughter shows this s**t is real). This skirmish is seen as covering a few weeks since this is world reaching, more injured would be disclosed later. After going back to Equestria, Sunset Shimmer (now back in unicorn form) tells Princess Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer that this world is too dangerous, we cannot be connected to it. So they destroy the magic mirror machine on their end, making the pedestal normal and all the human 6 magic gone. Also, to balance out the universe, lifeforms get magically returned to their respected plains of reality, dead or alive, as the holes are all closed. Epaulette Chip is a highly ranked general in the marines in charge of these military trials. From the story perspective, there will be more testimonials that would follow outside the song, and I will think of other national defence names for the panel (unless you suggest names in the comments). Also, I ultimately decided that Picket Gate's father is Sombra, not Scabbard Sheath. Finally, I should point out that those standing trial are the Humane 5 (without Pinkie Pie), Snowmound Pile, Ivy Drip, and Retrogradient. Scalding Wok and Lightning Dust are too grief-stricken to accept subpoenas. As expected, the gallery is filled with their respected family members.
(Sunset Shimmer sings)
Stop! I’m gonna stay home
Can take this complicated, human show
To my friends I wish you well
And I have no regrets
Did I bring harmony here this time?

(Song change)

(Sergeant Swiftfoot)
Good morning Chip, our general
This trials will plainly show
These anarchists, here before you
Are here to explain, intervention
Intervening in our magic exploration
And what to do
Call the principal

I always let them have their own fun
Every time general
Even when they saved our lives, so often
Never remembered them
But money was tight
We couldn’t pay for silence
Why’d we ever lose our footing?
Should be fired right away

(Twilight Sparkle)
This is what it costs, of our friendship
Glad she is not here
Sunset’s possessions are taken away
Friendship, this is what it costs, of our friendship

(Wallflower Blush)
Those six girls they, showed me power
Such that I never felt before
They tried to convince me that I was
A loner, but no! magic could solve
My problems, they never had those
Feelings lately.
Let me have, those necklaces,
Power makes me whole

I don’t think we can ignore, that magic
Brings us harm
Why should they have a privil-edge
When there are friendship problems
It’s a snowball artist con job
Emissaries, where is our, code of law

We have all suffered, for their friendship
No counter-offers.
There must have been a reason we we’re wrong
When it came here
Friendship, we have all suffered, for their friendship

(General Epaulette Chip)
The testimonials, before this trial are
Quite controversial
I don’t think there is nothing more to hear
From all the issues forthright
Intelligence reports, leaks*
We can’t have vigilantes
Doing great harm for what they seek
The way you kept this mystery
While ignoring our his-tory
Makes me want to burn you at the stake

“Hey general, what the heck”
But, it seems, that we have mistakes of our own
I decree, that Equestria is not for us to roam
No more magic!

No more magic! No more magic!
No more magic! No more magic! (etc….)
So, the pedestal gets destroyed, Fort Applemaddox gets de-commissioned after salvage operations, the magic book that Sunset Shimmer had to keep in contact with Princess Twilight Sparkle gets burned, and the necklaces all get an acid bath and dissolved. From their perspective, it seems the operations puts the humans at fault even though it was Equestria that made initial contact. Time for the epilogue aftermath. Final Track: Out of the Ground.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Arch Vile - December 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Sorry meant to include this, *leaks = all the intentions and motivations from Nebulus Wave's plan, as well as major risks to science that were overlooked.
Agrimorfee - December 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Giving you an honest 445 here--it was difficult to understand the motivations of some of these characters, and quite a few pacing missteps, but yet I'm giving you a 5 overall for making it work as a whole. (Interesting choice of "Sombra" for a name--that happens to be the name of a significant corporation in Stephen King's Dark Tower series...)
Arch Vile - December 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeah. I can see why. I will be more clear about character motivations when I write up the story properly.

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