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Song Parodies -> "As the Real World Turns"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting for The Worms"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"As the Real World Turns"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

So while we are at the "Making" parts, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Rarity are inside, while the other three are fighting outside still. They find Discord and cut the feed while subduing all the scientist and non-military combatants. When they meet Nebulus Wave she shows them outside camera footage of the people and monsters getting killed to prove a point about their cost of keeping their magic. In a faint instant, Nebulus Wave pulls out her pistol, tries for a shot, but Rarity projects a diamond which ricochets the bullet to Nebulus' leg, wounding her. Injured, she activates a nearby alarm that triggers a knockout gas for the base interior, while the girls try to find the pedestal. Rainbow Dash tries to use her speed to clear the air, running while holding her breath.
Une! Deux! Trois! Quatre! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oowooo! Ahhhhhh!
(Nebulus Wave)
What have we got here now?
Some kids on our south side
Our future, is, before, us
Time to cry

(Twilight Sparkle)(using her telekinesis to break access locks)(Applejack using her strength)
Breaking in this compound, behind four steel walls
As the real world turns around
With secret motivations, behind four steel walls
As the real world turns around

(Discord on the PA System inside base broadcast, while the girls search the base interior)
“Now you know you’re too young to listen to reason, so I’ll try to level with you while we’re”

Making some great new enemies
Making a brand new tomorrow
Making as our real world turns
Making a measure of justice
Making reparations for humans
Making a dimmening glow, so there are no rainbows
Making a substitute for Mars, that is beyond our reach
Making as our real world turns
Making victory with a flag, so our hopes do not drag
Making institutional reforms, that become our norms
Making as our real world turns

(Nebulus Wave, now facing Sunset’s crew)
Would you like to see, Equestria run our show? Hell no!
That will be happening, as this world, turns
Would you like to know, your friendship measured, in body count? Well, well!
That what’s happening, as this world, does turn

(Radio feeds of combat action outside, and round the world)(mixed with human resistance)
“Soarin what’s your position, I’m getting flanked by hippogryphs.”…. “Dragons at 10 o’clock and closing”“I have a doppelganger at 4 o’clock”….”Are we actually aiming at civilians?”…”Fairweather’s on fire, medic”…“Beaming laser crossfire everywhere”…“Their on our flank, getting swarmed”…“Animal stampede!!”… (Shattered Gate) “Are you going to burn me with acid?” “He’s not here, now” ”You’re not that hot yet” “My arm!!”…”Flaming black demon target sighted”…. (Equestria monster noises/deaths)”S.A.E.M.R, S.A.E.M.R, S.A.E.M.R, S.A.E.M.R”
Meanwhile, (Lightning Dust)"I know you're in there Picket Gate" "You wouldn't hurt me" (Shattered Gate hesitates)(Snowmound lunges with a dagger to slit one of Shattered's wrist), not enough is done. Before he can react, its sadness with all the gunfire surrounding them, a lone sniper at a garrison tower gets lucky. Weary and partially gassed, sunset's friends inside the base finally find the pedestal gate that connects to Equestria and disable the machine before passing out. Some civilians with gas masks enter and take the girls' necklaces. Sunset makes her final plea. Next Track: Home! and The Trials.

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Agrimorfee - December 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Nailed it! (even the bullhorn announcements!)

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