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Song Parodies -> "Becoming One"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Becoming One"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I had often wondered that such a beautiful song like Comfortably Numb could be used for romantic purposes. It's time to keep moving this friendship between Picket Gate and Lightning Dust forward, after an indirect success of getting the pedestal removed from Canterlot High School. I want to make it clear that these are consenting teenagers with genuine affection for each other (It is not an homage to that indie film Young People F***ing). As such, consider the context of this song from a PG-13 movie rating perspective. Silhouettes and carefully placed camera angles, with 5 sexual positions. This is also safe-sex, as I want to discourage a teenage pregnancy sub-plot, partly because it has no bearing on the rest of the story, and to me it will go nowhere.
(Lightning Dust sings)
Hello, you can come into my house now
You’ve been here at other times
Our friendship we must discuss.
I know, within,
In your dreams you see, Him*
But I can stop that pain
My new, love for you will gain
Tell me. (tell me, tell me)
Can you reciprocate that fact?
I will risk it all.
As your body does react

(Picket Gate sings)
I see the display that you’re showing
It comes from, a place of, sin-cer-ity
You have a figure, I can, embrace
We may compete, but there never was a race
When we, were just kids, there was much grief
Parents that never, said goodbye
Now we have each other in our lives
I can’t complain, you should not worry now
Your bae won’t make you cry
I, can accept becoming one

(Guitar Solo)(start of make-out session)

(Picket Gate)
I, can accept becoming one

(Nebulus Wave)
O.K., have we done a systems check
So there are no buzzzzzzztttt!!!
We will be ready what the heck
And then the probes?
They’re built and op-era-tion-al
That’ll get the data, that we need
For a colonizing seed

There is a path of exploration
A new frontier, is on our horizon
We have seen the rainbow beam and shine
Equestria, we’re not that far behind
When we started out, there was such a journey
To search for life both far and wide
Nations fought, for resour-ces, once scarce
Our problems, are answered, for us now
When both are worlds, find harmony
I, can accept becoming one

(Guitar solo/outro)
* Him = Shattered Gate, the manifested magical form of Picket Gate only recognized on a subconscious level. Nebulus Wave (our new villain) is the 3 star commander of Fort Applemaddox out in a deserted area outside of Las Pegasus (consider it similar to Area 51 but not that secretive). She has carried out tours of duty in Maretania and Saddle Arabia with teal skin complexion and dark blue hair, standing at a 5'9 height, carries a sidearm pistol, and can use AR class rifles (automatic and semi's). This site is a joint military and scientific base of operations for the pedestal that was confiscated. It has been studied for its magical properties as well as finding a means to enter Equestria. (Consider the video footage at the Friendship Games of Twilight Sparkle accidentally creating portals to Equestria using stolen magic). The personnel have been able to synchronize the frequencies of both universes that move in tandem with time and space, on the basis that magic can be used as an energy conduit. Like an inter-spacial warp gate. I am not a scientist by trade, but consider the science behind Sliders TV show (and btw, should be rebooted). In this universe, Discord is a senior member who has been confined to a wheelchair. He has been trying to extend his longevity by use of animal organ transplants and prosthetic surgeries for body parts. I think that is the best comparison for his Equestria counterpart. His interest in this project is more for science in the way of finding new cures for illnesses in Equestria (Ever wonder why Sunset Shimmer never got sick in the human world?), and other means of discovery. I consider this outro effect similar to Roger Water's the Wall tour. At the apex note where Roger breaks down the projected wall into pieces, and something new is presented, that is when the walls between the human world and Equestria become more visible (or ultimate orgasms of Lightning Gate ship). It's a rainbow coloured effect also, as larger holes are now seen in the sky all over the world, and the lifeforms of both universes are aware of this. A new machine at AppleMaddox has been activated opening more than one gate to Equestria if only by accident. From their location, consider the Dragon Lands as what they see. At the same time, Sunset Shimmer has also been able to reunite with her friends after careful negotiating with their parents (good timing huh). Time for a real battle. Next Track: The Fight Must Go On

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Agrimorfee - December 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Oddly romantic!
Arch Vile - December 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Hmm. I wonder if I can tweak the second verse to make it more useful for Valentine's Day? Not related to the story of course.

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